If I call you a loser it means that I’m probably in love with you

(Source: coluring, via religiousmother)


Some of you have managed to memorize all 700 pokemon but complain about memorizing 20 vocab words

(via cumfort)


reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

(via golden-boner)




i hope you still think of me too

the reason I’ll never go to that sandwich place again or sit on that side of the couch. this is so beautifully written